Coffee: 'Bean Soup for Emotionally Unstable Adults' Long Sleeve Tee

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	17.99	20.00	22.01	23.98	25.98	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.99	28.98	30.00	30.98	32.01	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	25.00	25.51	25.98	26.50	27.01	27.52	28.03	28.54
Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00

Wrap yourself in the quiet heat of early mornings with this long sleeve tee that reads like a wink to fellow coffee lovers. A soft vintage-weight cotton and a cozy classic fit lend the shirt a lived-in comfort — the kind that pairs with a steaming mug and slow, deliberate sips. The front art: a simple, warm cup of coffee with the tongue-in-cheek line “Coffee: Bean Soup for Emotionally Unstable Adults.” It’s small-talk for the kitchen table and the late-night chat, a wearable nod to those who find steadiness in ritual and humor in the everyday. The tubular knit and shoulder taping keep the silhouette clean and sturdy, while the slightly snug fit invites thoughtful layering. Wear it with your favorite jeans, cardigan, or pajama bottoms when the world feels too loud and the kettle is calling.

Product features
- Environmentally-friendly thicker vintage-feel cotton (medium weight 6.0 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a cleaner drape.
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability.
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up.
- Color-dependent fiber blends: solid colors 100% cotton; heathers/mixed colors contain polyester.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron