This long-sleeve tee carries a cheeky, resilient vibe—soft yet substantial cotton with a vintage-weight hand. The front and back feature bold, textured lettering announcing “I Survived Scammaggedon 2023,” a tongue-in-cheek badge of humor for anyone who made it through a wild year. The classic fit and ribbed collar keep the shape familiar and wearable; tubular knit and shoulder tape give it a clean, structured silhouette that holds up wash after wash. Wear it layered under a jacket, tied at the waist, or on its own to spark conversations and share a grin with fellow survivors of absurd times.
Product features - Thicker vintage-feel cotton (medium 6.0 oz/yd²) - Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and less waste - Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability - Color-dependent fiber blends; mostly 100% cotton with heather/safety blends - Classic fit with sewn-in label; runs slightly smaller than usual
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: medium heat - Do not iron
